Politicians Take Break From Horrific And Imminently Destructive Climate Emergency To Attend Raptors Parade

Collapse of Canada temporarily put on hold.

Canada’s top politicians – including Prime Minister Justin Trudeau – took a break from the imminent destruction of our nation to attend the Toronto Raptors victory parade.

With Canada’s destruction mere weeks or months away at the hands of a totally serious and 100% real climate emergency, Canada’s leadership attended the victory parade as a last gasp before Canada fades into nothingness.

While millions are on the brink of imminent starvation and death, Canadian politicians mingled among citizens, offering their strong moral support for the helpless masses about to witness the total collapse of our civilization.

Showing tremendous courage and strength, the politicians were able to put on an air of confidence and even happiness, betraying no sign of the heavy weight of responsibility they carry on their shoulders as they will soon decide who lives and who dies amid mounting shortages of food and the basic necessities of life.

With the Canadian economy on the brink of total collapse as travel and commerce becomes impossible due to the destructive climate emergency, the politicians stood as beacons of strength and hope amid the ruination spreading across the land.

In the face of such a brutal and imminent disaster – a disaster that is obviously occurring at this very moment – our top leaders refused to let the emergency stand in the way of them joining citizens to celebrate the Raptors victory.

After months of hoarding and conserving precious and rare jet fuel, Canadian politicians were just barely able to fill up their jets and travel the large distance to attend the event, even as many worried about their safety considering the mounting shortage of parts to repair even basic vehicles, let alone advanced and expensive aircraft.

With airports crumbling due to the lack of available funds to repair runways and conduct maintenance, the politicians bravely took the risk in order to be at the parade no matter what.

Unfortunately, the climate emergency has caused such a shortage of resources that the politicians were unable to fly back on their jets, being forced to hitchhike across the nation to get back to our nation’s capital.

Thankfully, the military was out in full force – as we would of course expect in a 100% legitimate and totally real national emergency – in order to help escort our brave and visionary leaders back to Ottawa in order to deal with the climate emergency that is certainly happening at this very moment.

All other legislation has been put on hold, and there is a growing consensus on instituting a military draft, in order to ensure a strong organizational distribution of remaining foodstuffs and essentials such as toilet paper and soap – which are in short supply due to the ongoing climate emergency.

At press time, with our existence at stake, Canada’s brave and visionary Climate Minister Catherine McKenna has touted a new CO2 tax as the salvation of our crippled and desperate nation.

Spencer Fernando

Photo – YouTube

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jim
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jim

LOL! Heroes they are!

Troy
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Troy

Tomorrow, Trudeau and McKenna, back to telling us we have to suffer for the sin of being born.

GarletFarlet
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GarletFarlet

Spencer, that was without a doubt your best piece in a LONG time. LOL

Barbara
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Barbara

Thanks for the laugh. Trudeau would never miss an opportunity to be in the spotlight.

NancyW
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NancyW

So well said Spencer, but instead of visionary I think imaginary would have sufficed LOL thank you for this “great” image of our lost leaders.

bob
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bob

Wait for it, I can hear it now. Harper era fear mongering. Now watch me drive floats around with carbon based trucks really slow and have millions of people drive and fly in to celebrate a corporation winning at basketball.

Then we will shoot each other, stab each other, trample each other and steal each others stuff like the good communists we are.

Canada, number one to be the next Venezuela/Cuba.

Del
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Del

Once the politicians are back in their own ridings, we expect to hear that the Liberals have secretly met to vote to close down anything to do with the Trudeau Pipeline. It will be cancelled forever and the money saved will be given to Quebec. Politicians can set an example and conduct Parliamentary proceedings via the internet. They can easily work from home. All aviation in Canada will cease as of July 1, 2019 and since people caused this climate emergency, all foreigners will be required to leave the country before that date. No Canadian passport, no stay. Border crossings… Read more »

Don Piche
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Don Piche

Perchance, was the musical theme playing “Send in the Clowns”!!

Gerri Page
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Gerri Page

That useless excuse of a PM will do anything to avoid his responsibilities. He screams, cheers and hollers like he could really care about the Raptors winning while Rome burns. He isn’t bright at all and probably knows nothing about sports. How one idiot can have the power to destroy a nation and get away with it and worse yet, many fools will vote him back in. No illegal should be voting and that alone should anger Canadians.

Eleanor Merkus
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Eleanor Merkus

Good one, Spencer! The MSM should print it!

Diane
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Diane

Too funny Spencer!! October can’t come Fast enough Trudope and company need to Go!

Mike Franck
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Mike Franck

That was worthy of Rex Murphy – awesome rant!

Conservaterian
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Conservaterian

Trudy has never looked more effeminate that she did yesterday, on stage with The Raptors.

Gonzo the Magnificent
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Gonzo the Magnificent

Maybe he(she) is transgendered after all. HAHA!

Joanne
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Joanne

Well done Spencer! I have to say the Raptors win was thrilling and is something most Canadians will never forget. It was wonderful watching the parade yesterday and hear many of the Raptors players saying how overwhelmed they were at the response Toronto and Canada has given them. Pro athletes can unite us while Justin Trudeau and his cronies do everything to divide us.

Gonzo the Magnificent
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Gonzo the Magnificent

And people can’t see through this? Dumb and dumber!